Category Archives: politics

The First Rule of Liberalism

Government failure
always justifies even
larger government.

(inspired by James Taranto)

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Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy’s dead.
Mary Jo Kopechne’s not
able to comment.

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Lines Composed in Apprehension of O-Day

Make friends in Europe:
confess American crimes
defeating Nazis.

(by The Postliberal)

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You Be The Judge

Latina Wanted
Experienced, Empathic
Customer Service

(by The Postliberal)

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Torture

What’s waterboarding?
Compulsory exposure
to Barney Frank’s mouth.

by The Postliberal

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Nero Obama

Like Nero fiddling,
Barack jokes with Jay Leno,
makes basketball picks.

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Illinois corruption

Illinois is to
government what diapers are
to the laundry bag.

(Stolen from Mark Belling)

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