Haiku Pundit

The First Rule of Liberalism

dju316 — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 23:48:39 +0000

Government failure
always justifies even
larger government.

(inspired by James Taranto)

dju316 — Sun, 16 Jan 2011 16:08:08 +0000

The biggest problem
that’s not caused by government
is global warming.

dju316 — Thu, 22 Apr 2010 20:48:23 +0000

The science is clear:
“Tests Show New York Times IQs
At Dangerous Lows”.

Filed under: media Tagged: New York Times

dju316 — Fri, 29 Jan 2010 16:26:08 +0000

I joined a union.
My insurance is now free.
Please pay your taxes!

(submitted by Jim)

Filed under: taxes, unions Tagged: insurance, taxes, union

dju316 — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 18:36:32 +0000

Ted Kennedy’s dead.
Mary Jo Kopechne’s not
able to comment.

Posted in crime, politics Tagged: Mary Jo Kopechne, Ted Kennedy

dju316 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 23:53:38 +0000

Single payer means
no payer if the payer
doesn’t want to pay.

Posted in healthcare

dju316 — Fri, 05 Jun 2009 18:55:50 +0000

Make friends in Europe:
confess American crimes
defeating Nazis.

Posted in foreign policy, politics Tagged: Barack Obama

dju316 — Wed, 03 Jun 2009 01:30:33 +0000

Latina Wanted
Experienced, Empathic
Customer Service

Posted in judiciary, law, politics Tagged: Sotomayor, Supreme Court

dju316 — Wed, 27 May 2009 23:13:46 +0000

What’s waterboarding?
Compulsory exposure
to Barney Frank’s mouth.

Posted in politics Tagged: Barney Frank, torture, waterboarding

dju316 — Fri, 20 Mar 2009 16:28:20 +0000

Like Nero fiddling,
Barack jokes with Jay Leno,
makes basketball picks.

Posted in politics Tagged: Barack Obama, Nero