Hurricanes

Gulf Coast hurricanes
aren’t natural disasters.
They’re just bad weather.

Ethanol

Blending ethanol
into gasoline makes a
less efficient fuel.

DDT

Banning DDT
has caused fifty million deaths
from malaria.

Progress

Wheel, movable type,
light bulb, penicillin: man’s
greatest inventions.

Pi (March 14 is Pi Day)

Pi is the ratio
of a circle’s circumference
and diameter.

Global warming

The global warming
“scientific consensus”
is only hot air.

Golf

If Newton played golf,
he’d have never figured out
the laws of physics.

Economics

The law of supply
and demand is just as true
as Newton’s third law.