Lines Composed in Apprehension of O-Day

Make friends in Europe:
confess American crimes
defeating Nazis.

(by The Postliberal)

You Be The Judge

Latina Wanted
Experienced, Empathic
Customer Service

(by The Postliberal)

Torture

What’s waterboarding?
Compulsory exposure
to Barney Frank’s mouth.

by The Postliberal

Nero Obama

Like Nero fiddling,
Barack jokes with Jay Leno,
makes basketball picks.

Illinois corruption

Illinois is to
government what diapers are
to the laundry bag.

(Stolen from Mark Belling)

Stimulus pork

Pigs get fat. Hogs get
a trillion dollars worth of
“stimulus” spending.

Reality check

Reality and
campaign rhetoric collide.
What happens? Stay tuned.

Hope and Change?

Daschle and Holder.
Panetta, Clinton, and Gates.
Hope and Change, my ass!