Union Membership

I joined a union.
My insurance is now free.
Please pay your taxes!

(submitted by Jim)

Ted Kennedy

Ted Kennedy’s dead.
Mary Jo Kopechne’s not
able to comment.

Single payer healthcare

Single payer means
no payer if the payer
doesn’t want to pay.

Lines Composed in Apprehension of O-Day

Make friends in Europe:
confess American crimes
defeating Nazis.

(by The Postliberal)

You Be The Judge

Latina Wanted
Experienced, Empathic
Customer Service

(by The Postliberal)

Torture

What’s waterboarding?
Compulsory exposure
to Barney Frank’s mouth.

by The Postliberal

Nero Obama

Like Nero fiddling,
Barack jokes with Jay Leno,
makes basketball picks.

Illinois corruption

Illinois is to
government what diapers are
to the laundry bag.

(Stolen from Mark Belling)